A racist mod decided that I'm not allowed to have medals for my fans who have been waiting 15 years for a DingleberryClock achievement to proudly display. Sorry! Arbitrary moderation is how things go on Newgrounds. Can't have medal abuse mucking up all the dickgirl porn and Foamy the Squirrel re-uploads. My content has dredged up several keynote users in recent weeks despite the Flash format being depreciated, but sure, let's suppress the greatest artist Newgrounds has ever known. Does this conspiracy ever end? Is 19 years long enough to suppress my career, Fulps?!
Dingleberry Clock
@DingleberryClock
Age 37, Clock
Clock
flashkit.com
Beaumont, TX
Joined on 1/8/01
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- Police Captain
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Posted by DingleberryClock - September 15th, 2020
Thee clork creu asked me to do this
I'm a celebrity
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 4th, 2020
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 29th, 2020
They love to rig the game. It's all porn, porn, porn, but real art isn't allowed. We're going to take back Newgrounds for the artists!
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 29th, 2020
The Clock Crew discord server is a front for a secret sex-trafficking ring. They've been infiltrated by Ill Will Press lackeys and have goth girls up for sale on the deep web RIGHT NOW. Don't trust their halfhearted attempts to overthrow him, or his fake apology. Every Daily Feature he earns is another life lost to the world of underground adult erotica. Say no to Ill Will Press and any unverified clocks. As of current, after such a long absence, I cannot verify that any real clocks remain. For now, I will represent the Clock Crew in its entirety myself. As an original Clock and the subject of one of the original Strawberry Clock's movies, I'm the only person qualified to speak on behalf of the organization. All Clocks are hereby demoted. Dingleberry is the residing King of the Portal until further notice.
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 27th, 2020
Pre-order these classic albums, digitally remastered for 2020 by ShastaClock and TamaleClock. I need funding to troll full-time.
https://vonztech.bandcamp.com/album/the-complete-masterworks
https://vonztech.bandcamp.com/album/the-cunning-arts-of-medical-malpractice
