Age 38, Clock
Clock
flashkit.com
Beaumont, TX
Joined on 1/8/01
Posted by DingleberryClock - October 4th, 2020
Just gonna throw this out there, if anyone is interested in signing up for Uber Eats, I'll give you half of the referral bonus if you use my sign up code.
https://www.uber.com/signup/drive/deliver/?invite_code=rdkdcby8f
That's $150 if you finish 300 trips in 90 days (it may vary, that's the Denver rate anyways). I'm enjoying it more than a normal job, and I make more money than my non-collegiate entry-level ass is capable of normally. Recommended do.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 26th, 2020
You know, it's crazy to think how far this kid has come.
As a creative force, I've had many brushes with greatness. After the critically acclaimed Flash film "Asspirates!," which I collaborated on, Dan Paladin later went on to found Behemoth studios and make the games Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. I also started this little thing called the Clock Crew which provided open source assets and tutorials to young creators, and now my pupils are on Cartoon Network, MTV, and blanketed across the entire media landscape.
But I haven't brought up Ed. When I met Ed, he was just a young man sketching out dead babies on napkins and stray bits of cardboard torn off of cereal boxes. I connected young Edmund with New Jersey punk legends Max the Dork, who not only wrote a theme song for Ed's website, This Is a Cry for Help, but commissioned one of his first commercial art pieces, the cover to the hit 2003 album "Crapital Punishment."
Without this work when he was desperate for employ, he may have given up on his dreams. DingleberryClock is a patron of the arts and helped make Binding of Isaac exist. You're welcome, 21st Century American culture. You wouldn't be the same without me.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 25th, 2020
I'm kicking around a new idea for methods of sharing and preserving media.
My newest release on Bandcamp is actually not an album, but a Flash movie. Purchase (only $4) will give you access to a directory where you can download the movie in .swf, .exe, and even the .fla.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 22nd, 2020
A racist mod decided that I'm not allowed to have medals for my fans who have been waiting 15 years for a DingleberryClock achievement to proudly display. Sorry! Arbitrary moderation is how things go on Newgrounds. Can't have medal abuse mucking up all the dickgirl porn and Foamy the Squirrel re-uploads. My content has dredged up several keynote users in recent weeks despite the Flash format being depreciated, but sure, let's suppress the greatest artist Newgrounds has ever known. Does this conspiracy ever end? Is 19 years long enough to suppress my career, Fulps?!
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 15th, 2020
Thee clork creu asked me to do this
I'm a celebrity
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 4th, 2020
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 29th, 2020
They love to rig the game. It's all porn, porn, porn, but real art isn't allowed. We're going to take back Newgrounds for the artists!
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 29th, 2020
The Clock Crew discord server is a front for a secret sex-trafficking ring. They've been infiltrated by Ill Will Press lackeys and have goth girls up for sale on the deep web RIGHT NOW. Don't trust their halfhearted attempts to overthrow him, or his fake apology. Every Daily Feature he earns is another life lost to the world of underground adult erotica. Say no to Ill Will Press and any unverified clocks. As of current, after such a long absence, I cannot verify that any real clocks remain. For now, I will represent the Clock Crew in its entirety myself. As an original Clock and the subject of one of the original Strawberry Clock's movies, I'm the only person qualified to speak on behalf of the organization. All Clocks are hereby demoted. Dingleberry is the residing King of the Portal until further notice.
Posted by DingleberryClock - August 27th, 2020
Pre-order these classic albums, digitally remastered for 2020 by ShastaClock and TamaleClock. I need funding to troll full-time.
https://vonztech.bandcamp.com/album/the-complete-masterworks
https://vonztech.bandcamp.com/album/the-cunning-arts-of-medical-malpractice
