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Dingleberry Clock
@DingleberryClock
Age 38, Clock
Clock
flashkit.com
Beaumont, TX
Joined on 1/8/01
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DingleberryClock's News
Posted by DingleberryClock - October 13th, 2020
This is a real treasure!
Own the complete 2003 run of the Blamco BOOM! webcomic from ShastaClock today! Newly recovered, ancient, lost files preserved for future generations!
Posted by DingleberryClock - October 13th, 2020
Before fun stuff, there was Moyda
According to the uploader's comments, I uploaded an entry in the series and it was the only one to pass the voting threshold. Where is it now?!?!?! More essential DingleberryClock trailblazing history is MIA.
Posted by DingleberryClock - October 12th, 2020
So this game is pretty popular. The community director is one Oliver Hindle, aka Superpowerless. It's pretty cool he has this huge hit, it was only like 2 years ago I watched his posts as he developed his first game, Purrfect Date.
I'm a t-shirt model on his website
He himself is a skin in the game. Weird.
One time he did this cool song about mc chris being a little bitch
That song guest stars one MC Wreckshin aka Sweeney Toad, a featured artist in my project Cocksocket
MC Wreckshin is also a long-time collaborator of Rappy McRapperson, who produced music for Wing (South Park) and the Captain Underpants web series. Yes, DingleberryClock truly has his hands in all 21st Century American culture. Hail him, patron of light.
Posted by DingleberryClock - October 4th, 2020
Just gonna throw this out there, if anyone is interested in signing up for Uber Eats, I'll give you half of the referral bonus if you use my sign up code.
https://www.uber.com/signup/drive/deliver/?invite_code=rdkdcby8f
That's $150 if you finish 300 trips in 90 days (it may vary, that's the Denver rate anyways). I'm enjoying it more than a normal job, and I make more money than my non-collegiate entry-level ass is capable of normally. Recommended do.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 26th, 2020
You know, it's crazy to think how far this kid has come.
As a creative force, I've had many brushes with greatness. After the critically acclaimed Flash film "Asspirates!," which I collaborated on, Dan Paladin later went on to found Behemoth studios and make the games Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. I also started this little thing called the Clock Crew which provided open source assets and tutorials to young creators, and now my pupils are on Cartoon Network, MTV, and blanketed across the entire media landscape.
But I haven't brought up Ed. When I met Ed, he was just a young man sketching out dead babies on napkins and stray bits of cardboard torn off of cereal boxes. I connected young Edmund with New Jersey punk legends Max the Dork, who not only wrote a theme song for Ed's website, This Is a Cry for Help, but commissioned one of his first commercial art pieces, the cover to the hit 2003 album "Crapital Punishment."
Without this work when he was desperate for employ, he may have given up on his dreams. DingleberryClock is a patron of the arts and helped make Binding of Isaac exist. You're welcome, 21st Century American culture. You wouldn't be the same without me.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 25th, 2020
I'm kicking around a new idea for methods of sharing and preserving media.
My newest release on Bandcamp is actually not an album, but a Flash movie. Purchase (only $4) will give you access to a directory where you can download the movie in .swf, .exe, and even the .fla.
Posted by DingleberryClock - September 22nd, 2020
A racist mod decided that I'm not allowed to have medals for my fans who have been waiting 15 years for a DingleberryClock achievement to proudly display. Sorry! Arbitrary moderation is how things go on Newgrounds. Can't have medal abuse mucking up all the dickgirl porn and Foamy the Squirrel re-uploads. My content has dredged up several keynote users in recent weeks despite the Flash format being depreciated, but sure, let's suppress the greatest artist Newgrounds has ever known. Does this conspiracy ever end? Is 19 years long enough to suppress my career, Fulps?!