Hi, Newgrounds. Today was my 24 year sign up anniversary. That's a lot of memories. All the Clocks and dead babies and Eskimo Bob villains, it's painted the majority of my life with a beautiful and absurdist tint. I've thought of something related to this site and the artists spawned from the community built here every single day during those 24 years. Thank you, Tom, Wade, Ross, Ed McMillen, Mudafucken, Strawberry clock, Tanner Centerwall, Synj, Max the Dork, Olskoo, Shasta (my best friend for these 24 years who I met on this site), and all the others along the way. Newgrounds for life.

Hi there. I don't interact here much without the General forum. NG has been really good to me and even gave me a drawing tablet, and my edgelord attitude makes me seem ungrateful. I'd like to try to maybe posit some of the blame on my health, though. Found out in April I have a brain tumor. I think it caused some anger issues, I've since rekindled things with my family and some old friends. So I just wanted to say happy holidays and move zig. Love you 💕

So my wife drew this fan art of me. I am her muse.

I am so insanely ecstatic it's setting off car alarms 💕

https://youtu.be/ldy8_GWXJ7U

Goodbye forever, Newgrounds. I'm done. Why would I use a site full of pornographic HD renderings of underage characters being raped that bans you for using the word rape on the forums? This site is fucking dead. Mods, kill yourselves.

When people say A.I. is going to take jobs away from artists, I just think of Newgrounds art portal dickgirl commission porn and smile.

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What's that? Why yes, I am occupying this little demon's headspace at 2:30 am.

I'd long known about DJ Nerd42's (famous for production of Mega Ran's White Materia) acknowledgement of StrawberryClock's reign

But what I did not know is that ytcracker is a fan of C

https://ytcracker.newgrounds.com

If DingleberryClock was the first clock-gone-musician with the creation of the track "Cranberry Clock's Happy Trollip Through the Land of Doom and Horror"

And if DingleberryClock later became an influential member of the Nerdcore scene, founding the supergroup Cocksocket with collaborations from Benjamin Bear (Emergency Pizza Party), Young Stroke aka Young Muscle (Dwank Mob) and Kabuto the Python

And if DingleberryClock invented the Clock Crew

And if the Clock Crew influenced Nerdcore

Did DingleberryClock help invent Nerdcore?

The answer is yes. Let's rewind to 2001 for another look at DingleberryClock's early music career.

You're welcome, culture.

DingleberryClock: Inventor of;

The Clock Crew

Nerdcore Hip-Hop

Animutations

Vaporwave

The Why Can't I Hold All These Limes meme

And More

Shout-out to OlayClock